I Shit My Pants Today Funny Sarcasm Saying T-Shirt
$10.12 $15.57
⭐ About this item
This bold and unapologetically funny t-shirt features the phrase “I Shit My Pants Today”—a humor-first design perfect for anyone who loves shock value, awkward jokes, and attention-grabbing statements. It's the kind of tee that effortlessly breaks the ice and gets instant laughs.
The simple text layout keeps the humor front and center, making it a standout piece for parties, gag gifts, or anyone with a proudly chaotic sense of humor. Whether you're trolling friends, starting conversations, or embracing your quirky side, this tee delivers a hilarious punch.
Printed on a soft unisex tee, it's comfortable enough for everyday wear while still making a bold comedic statement.
🎁 Perfect For
• Friends who love ridiculous humor
• Gag gifts and white elephant exchanges
• Comedy lovers and pranksters
• Casual parties and social events
• Anyone who enjoys bold, sarcastic statement tees
👕 Product Details
• Soft, breathable cotton feel
• Lightweight and comfortable fabric
• Classic unisex fit for all-day wear
• Durable taping for long-lasting quality
• Pre-shrunk to maintain fit wash after wash
💡 Why You’ll Love It
• Guaranteed to get laughs and reactions
• Perfect humor gift for people who don’t take life too seriously
• Comfortable enough for everyday wear
• Clean, simple design that highlights the joke
🧺 Care Instructions
• Do not dry clean
• Do not bleach
• Tumble dry: low heat
• Iron, steam or dry: low heat
• Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F) with similar colors
🛒 Add to Cart
Grab this hilarious shirt today and bring some unstoppable laughter to your next outing, party, or gift exchange!
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr [!at] honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
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Please refer to the size chart in each product listing. We recommend measuring your favorite shirt or hoodie and comparing it to our chart for the best fit.
Care instructions
All of my items are easy to care for!
For best results, turn the item inside out before washing. Machine wash on the settings shown on the label, then tumble dry. This helps preserve the print and keep it looking fresh.
Gift wrapping and packaging
I currently do not offer gift wrapping, but you can add a personalized gift message at checkout. Your order will still arrive neatly packaged and ready to make someone smile!
Wholesale availability
I offer discounts on bulk orders! If you're interested in a wholesale purchase, please send me a message — I'd be happy to discuss pricing and options with you.