Funny Retirement Shirt This Hot Chick Is Retired T-Shirt

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Funny Retirement Shirt This Hot Chick Is Retired T-Shirt, Retired Woman Gift, Cute Retiree Humor Graphic Tee


Light, soft, and flattering — this tee carries a playful retirement declaration with warm, heart-filled lettering. Wear it on mornings that feel like a long exhale: coffee on the porch, a calendar finally free, or a backyard brunch with friends who know you best. The lightweight cotton feels gentle against skin, the crew neckline keeps the look classic, and the tear-away label stays out of the way so comfort comes first. It’s the kind of shirt that sparks laughs, starts conversations, and tucks into a relaxed weekend rhythm.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, smooth hand
- Classic crew neckline and clean, versatile classic fit
- Tubular knit with no side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing build
- Shoulder tape and ribbed collar to maintain shape and prevent stretching
- Pearlized tear-away label and Oeko-Tex certification for comfort and safety

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr [!at] honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

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For best results, turn the item inside out before washing. Machine wash on the settings shown on the label, then tumble dry. This helps preserve the print and keep it looking fresh.

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