It's Not a Midlife Crisis It's Feral Forties Shirt
$20.14
It’s Not a Midlife Crisis It’s Feral Forties Shirt - Funny 40th Birthday Gift for Women
✨ Product Overview
Celebrate the fabulous forties in style with this hilarious “It’s Not a Midlife Crisis, It’s Feral Forties” shirt 🌺. Designed with bold retro-style lettering surrounded by vibrant tropical flowers, this tee is perfect for anyone embracing life with humor, confidence, and a little bit of sass.
Whether you’re looking for a funny 40th birthday gift, a celebration shirt for yourself, or a party tee that will turn heads, this shirt delivers laughter and good vibes wherever you go.
✨ Product features
- Without side seams for a smooth finish and reduced fabric waste
- Highly elastic ribbed collar to retain shape
- Shoulder tape for added stability and strength
- Made from durable, specially spun fibers for a soft feel
- Ethically crafted with US-grown cotton, certified for safety and quality.
🛒 How to Order:
1️⃣ Select your size & color from the drop-down menu
2️⃣ Add to cart 🛍
3️⃣ Complete checkout ✅
🚚 Shipping & Processing:
⏳ Processing: 2–5 business days
📦 Shipping: 3–7 business days (US), international varies
🔍 Tracking included with every order
🔄 Returns & Exchanges
⚠️ Print-on-demand item — returns/exchanges only if defective or damaged. Please check size chart before ordering.
🎁 Perfect For:
Funny 40th birthday parties
Friends hitting milestone birthdays
Moms, sisters, or coworkers turning 40
Anyone embracing their feral forties with humor
🧺 Care Instructions:
🌀 Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
🚫 Do not bleach
🔄 Tumble dry low
🧴 Iron/steam low heat
🚫 Do not dry clean
👉 Don’t wait—order your Feral Forties shirt today and own the party with laughter and style!
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr [!at] honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
Shipping from United States
Processing time
3-5 business days
Customs and import taxes
Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.
Payment Options
Returns & Exchanges
I gladly accept cancellations
Frequently Asked Questions
Sizing details
Please refer to the size chart in each product listing. We recommend measuring your favorite shirt or hoodie and comparing it to our chart for the best fit.
Care instructions
All of my items are easy to care for!
For best results, turn the item inside out before washing. Machine wash on the settings shown on the label, then tumble dry. This helps preserve the print and keep it looking fresh.
Gift wrapping and packaging
I currently do not offer gift wrapping, but you can add a personalized gift message at checkout. Your order will still arrive neatly packaged and ready to make someone smile!
Wholesale availability
I offer discounts on bulk orders! If you're interested in a wholesale purchase, please send me a message — I'd be happy to discuss pricing and options with you.