I Have Selective Hearing Shirt - Funny Sarcastic Tee - Humor Shirt for Men and Women
$18.13 $20.14
I Have Selective Hearing Shirt - Funny Sarcastic Tee - Humor Shirt for Men and Women
✨ Product Overview
Show off your sarcasm in style with this hilarious “I Have Selective Hearing. Sorry, You Weren't Selected Today. Tomorrow Isn't Looking Good Either” shirt. Perfect for anyone with a sharp wit, this funny tee makes a great conversation starter at work, family gatherings, or casual hangouts.
✨ Product Details
👔 Unisex Fit – Available in sizes S to 4XL for the perfect fit.
👕 Material – Composed of 100% ring-spun US cotton for ultimate comfort.
🌬️ Comfort – lightweight, breathable, and soft feel
🎨 Print Quality – durable direct-to-garment (DTG) printing
🌈 Options – available in multiple colors and sizes
🛒 How to Order
1️⃣ Select your size & color from the drop-down menu
2️⃣ Add to cart 🛍
3️⃣ Complete checkout ✅
🚚 Shipping & Processing
⏳ Processing: 2–5 business days
📦 Shipping: 3–7 business days (US), international varies
🔍 Tracking included with every order
🔄 Returns & Exchanges
⚠️ Since this is a print-on-demand item, returns/exchanges are only accepted if the product is defective or damaged. Please check the size chart before ordering.
😂 Occasions:
Casual everyday wear
Funny office shirt or work-from-home humor
Family gatherings & sarcastic hangouts
Social events where laughter is guaranteed
🎁 Makes a Great Gift For:
Friends with a sarcastic sense of humor
Coworkers who live for witty remarks
Family members who “never listen”
Anyone who loves funny statement tees
🧺 Care Instructions
🌀 Machine wash: cold (max 30°C or 90°F)
🚫 Do not bleach
🔄 Tumble dry: low heat
🧴 Iron/steam/dry: low heat
🚫 Do not dry clean
👉 Don’t wait—add this sarcastic Selective Hearing shirt to your collection today and let everyone know you’re not available for listening!
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr [!at] honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
Shipping from United States
Processing time
3-5 business days
Customs and import taxes
Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.
Payment Options
Returns & Exchanges
I gladly accept cancellations
Frequently Asked Questions
Sizing details
Please refer to the size chart in each product listing. We recommend measuring your favorite shirt or hoodie and comparing it to our chart for the best fit.
Care instructions
All of my items are easy to care for!
For best results, turn the item inside out before washing. Machine wash on the settings shown on the label, then tumble dry. This helps preserve the print and keep it looking fresh.
Gift wrapping and packaging
I currently do not offer gift wrapping, but you can add a personalized gift message at checkout. Your order will still arrive neatly packaged and ready to make someone smile!
Wholesale availability
I offer discounts on bulk orders! If you're interested in a wholesale purchase, please send me a message — I'd be happy to discuss pricing and options with you.