Thankful I Didn't Marry Into A Family Who Runs 5k's On Thanksgiving - Funny Thanksgiving Tee
$18.13 $20.14
Thankful I Didn't Marry Into A Family Who Runs 5k's On Thanksgiving Shirt - Funny Thanksgiving Tee - Turkey Day Humor Shirt
✨ Product Overview
Show off your Thanksgiving humor with this “Thankful I Didn't Marry Into A Family Who Runs 5k's On Thanksgiving” shirt. Perfect for anyone who’d rather eat pumpkin pie than run a Turkey Trot, this funny tee will get laughs at every family dinner or Friendsgiving party.
✨ Product Details
👔 Unisex Fit – Available in sizes S to 4XL for the perfect fit.
👕 Material – Composed of 100% ring-spun US cotton for ultimate comfort.
🌬️ Comfort – lightweight, breathable, and soft feel
🎨 Print Quality – durable direct-to-garment (DTG) printing
🌈 Options – available in multiple colors and sizes
🛒 How to Order
1️⃣ Select your size & color from the drop-down menu
2️⃣ Add to cart 🛍
3️⃣ Complete checkout ✅
🚚 Shipping & Processing
⏳ Processing: 2–5 business days
📦 Shipping: 3–7 business days (US), international varies
🔍 Tracking included with every order
🔄 Returns & Exchanges
⚠️ Since this is a print-on-demand item, returns/exchanges are only accepted if the product is defective or damaged. Please check the size chart before ordering.
🦃 Occasions:
Thanksgiving dinner & family gatherings
Friendsgiving parties
Fall holiday celebrations
Casual everyday wear
🎁 Makes a Great Gift For:
Funny family members
Sarcastic friends who skip the Turkey Trot
Foodies who live for pie, not running shoes
🧺 Care Instructions
🌀 Machine wash: cold (max 30°C or 90°F)
🚫 Do not bleach
🔄 Tumble dry: low heat
🧴 Iron/steam/dry: low heat
🚫 Do not dry clean
👉 Don’t wait—grab this hilarious Thanksgiving shirt today and be the life of the dinner table!
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr [!at] honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
Shipping from United States
Processing time
3-5 business days
Customs and import taxes
Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.
Payment Options
Returns & Exchanges
I gladly accept cancellations
Frequently Asked Questions
Sizing details
Please refer to the size chart in each product listing. We recommend measuring your favorite shirt or hoodie and comparing it to our chart for the best fit.
Care instructions
All of my items are easy to care for!
For best results, turn the item inside out before washing. Machine wash on the settings shown on the label, then tumble dry. This helps preserve the print and keep it looking fresh.
Gift wrapping and packaging
I currently do not offer gift wrapping, but you can add a personalized gift message at checkout. Your order will still arrive neatly packaged and ready to make someone smile!
Wholesale availability
I offer discounts on bulk orders! If you're interested in a wholesale purchase, please send me a message — I'd be happy to discuss pricing and options with you.